He is an equal opportunity slut.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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