If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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