When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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