All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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