It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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