Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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