Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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