just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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