well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
i now understand why vodka
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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