But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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