They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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