you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?