Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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