it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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