you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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