so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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