TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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