69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My balls are so social today.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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