I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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