Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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