You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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