never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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