Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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