There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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