Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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