return my video game
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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