i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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