His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
