You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
