he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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