Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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