they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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