I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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