votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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