I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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