Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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