so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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