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last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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