I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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