She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
tonight lets celebrate not being married
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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