I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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