Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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