Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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