my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He had one of those small greek statue penises
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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