For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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