What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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