If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
