Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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