My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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