return my video game
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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