I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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