Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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