why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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