Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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