It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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