Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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